Bring back 80's SPEED METAL!

Dead Puppies by Ogden Edsl

Vintage footage of Ogden Edsl performing their hit "Dead Puppies" as heard on the Dr Demento Show!

Motorcycle Skeleton

A prank from a Brazilian TV show from the 90's.

David Lynch on iPhone

Lynch on the iPhone: "It's such a sadness that you think you've seen a film on your fuckin telephone. Get real!"

The Truth About Japanese Food

I looooove this! And anyone who believes it is a Sushi. Oh yeah, I said it.

Demetri Martin

This guy is great. He's got the whole bizarre deadpan humor thing down. I'm sure several people will hate me for comparing him to Mitch Hedberg or Steven Wright... But that's right where he fits in.

That's my favorite kind of humor.

The "Is-is" Epidemic

He points out the problem is is, what the problem is is, "is" itself.

Rush - Roll The Bones

Well, you can stake that claim --
Good work is the key to good fortune
Winners take that praise
Losers seldom take that blame
If they dont take that game
And sometimes the winner takes nothing
We draw our own designs
But fortune has to make that frame

We go out in the world and take our chances
Fate is just the weight of circumstances
Thats the way that lady luck dances
Roll the bones

Why are we here?
Because were here
Roll the bones
Why does it happen?
Because it happens
Roll the bones

Faith is cold as ice --
Why are little ones born only to suffer
For the want of immunity
Or a bowl of rice?
Well, who would hold a price
On the heads of the innocent children
If theres some immortal power
To control the dice?

We come into the world and take our chances
Fate is just the weight of circumstances
Thats the way that lady luck dances
Roll the bones

Jack -- relax.
Get busy with the facts.
No zodiacs or almanacs,
No maniacs in polyester slacks.
Just the facts.
Gonna kick some gluteus max.
Its a parallax -- you dig?
You move around
The small gets big. its a rig.
Its action -- reaction --
Random interaction.
So whos afraid
Of a little abstraction?
Cant get no satisfaction
From the facts?
You better run, homeboy --
A facts a fact
From nome to rome, boy.

Whats the deal? spin the wheel.
If the dice are hot -- take a shot.
Play your cards. show us what you got --
What youre holding.
If the cards are cold,
Dont go folding.
Lady luck is golden;
She favors the bold. thats cold.
Stop throwing stones --
The night has a thousand saxophones.
So get out there and rock,
And roll the bones.
Get busy!